pomegran8: you know what’s dumb the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives
eurovision prediction: ireland win but bulgaria catch the snitch.
foreveralone-lyguy: troix: foreveralone-lyguy: internetexplorers: change the world today by doing a thing How much thing? like 8 thing That’s too much thing
truckzilla: to all you americans out there this is eurovision
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
unluckyships: when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can what if its a baby dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
ostracizedpoodle: favour1te: ostracizedpoodle: ive seen things how many things? 8
broternia: i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
chekhov: I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework. I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
causticgambler: nayariverax: remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts. WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
poopflow: roughrimjob: meladoodle: she got a pussy like the grand canyon dry and sandy possibly filled with dead bodies
catswithbenefits: reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
fffcuk: this guy i went to school with fingered his cat and his girlfriend broke up with him right after she found out and she was like “when i told him he needed to practice i didn’t mean with his goddamn cat”
notsiskysbusiness: notsiskysbusiness: dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button to turn it on you need the power button to turn the computer on
gosiowo: painstiels: [AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST] I’m so sorry.
bigfootaus: incurablyawesome: my uni’s website really confuses me i just It’s even better that there’s no other choice You must ok All must OK
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
There is no such thing as a good girl. A good girl...
goobsohard: The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”