May 2013
231 posts
pomegran8:
you know what’s dumb the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives
eurovision prediction: ireland win but bulgaria catch the snitch.
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
truckzilla:
to all you americans out there
this is eurovision
dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
3ridan:
riddlersgammon:
hyungstrider:
if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can
what if its a baby
dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
ostracizedpoodle:
favour1te:
ostracizedpoodle:
ive seen things
how many things?
8
broternia:
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
chekhov:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
poopflow:
roughrimjob:
meladoodle:
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
catswithbenefits:
reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
fffcuk:
this guy i went to school with fingered his cat and his girlfriend broke up with him right after she found out and she was like “when i told him he needed to practice i didn’t mean with his goddamn cat”
notsiskysbusiness:
notsiskysbusiness:
dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
gosiowo:
painstiels:
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
I’m so sorry.
bigfootaus:
incurablyawesome:
my uni’s website really confuses me i just
It’s even better that there’s no other choice
You must ok
All must OK
so-many-feels:
deucebowl:
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”
There is no such thing as a good girl. A good girl...
goobsohard:
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
